Tale of the Tape

The other day I was taking down some things off the cork board in the bonus room to make way for other masterpieces that may be coming home from first grade and I came across some questionaires that were part of our Mother and Father's Day gifts from J. They're pretty entertaining.

Here are the standings:

Age: D 38 ~ Me 44 (right on)

Hair Color: D black ~ Me brown

Eye Color: Brown for both

Weight: D 96 lbs ~ Me 120 lbs

(I'm torn between being estatic that he thinks I weigh that little and feeling insulted that he thinks I weigh 24 lbs more than his dad.)

Height: D 96 lbs tall (you read that right) ~ Me 5 feet

Some Other things of Note:

I'm really good at playing on the computer. I bet the tech support departments at many establishments would beg to differ, but I'll take it. Or, maybe I should take it as a hint to get off the computer.

And although it was cut off in the picture, I love him because he helps me cook. Really?

He never helps me cook!

D is apparently as strong as a bear, all 96 pounds of him. His favorite food is steak. J loves him because he likes to draw with him, and he's funny when -- oh, wait.... He's NOT funny.

Now THAT's funny!