By the Numbers

0 - Number of sleepovers J had attended before January 7, 2012

2 - number of little boys fooling around in the bathroom pretending that a little hair gel would magically turn into a weapon

4 - Number of stitches needed to close up the gash the countertop inflicted

3 - Number of days that passed before they could be removed

1 - Number of brave little guys that took the beating like a man, shed few tears, and emerged on the other side with some street cred and a story to tell